More Info, the Manifesto

Fifteen minutes ago, the Washington Post released what they are calling the shooter’s “manifesto.” It was reportedly sent to family ten minutes before shots were fired, so I would class it more as a suicide note. Here is the full text:

Hello everybody!

So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.

I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”

I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)

I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near.

I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.

I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.

On to why I did any of this:

I am a citizen of the United States of America.

What my representatives do reflects on me.

And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.

(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)

While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)

Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest

Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t*

Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me)

Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security

National Guard: same as Hotel Security

Hotel Employees: not targets at all

Guests: not targets at all

In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls)

I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that.

Rebuttals to objections:

Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.

Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.

Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.

Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.

Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?

This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.

Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.

Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.

Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.

Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack

Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.

Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.

I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.)

Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.

Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years.

Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism.

Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning.

Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.

Thank you all for everything.

Sincerely,

Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen

PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.

Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.

What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.

No damn security.

Not in transport.

Not in the hotel.

Not in the event.

Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.

I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.

The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.

Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.

Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit.

Actually insane.

Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.

Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids.

This guy is clearly sane, clearly leftist, and clearly planned this out. He’s a smart guy. CalTech isn’t a school for idiots. The insanity defense isn’t going to work here. His biggest flaw, and IMO the reason his plan failed, is real life isn’t like a first person shooter video game. He expected to sail through level after level of increasingly serious opponents until he faced down and defeated the “big boss.”

Look, the Secret Service has a limited budget. They can’t search everyone and their hotel rooms. This is still the US and people still have civil rights. Instead, they layer security. He made it through the outer layer, which was staffed by hotel staff and local police. He got to the first layer staffed by Secret Service personnel, and decided to run through the checkpoint. He didn’t make it. Had he, there would have been more and heavier opposition, but there was no way he would have made it all the way to the room where a gaggle of protectees was sitting.

On a larger note, the left has declared war on the nation. Read social media for a bit. I do, and what the left wants for us is no less than a full on communist utopia, with themselves as sitting around writing poetry, painting pictures, and playing video games while the rest of us toil in the factories, fields, and gulags. That’s why they hate the electoral college- they don’t think those of us who live in flyover America deserve a say, because we are all uneducated racist rednecks who are busy fornicating with our sisters.

It’s coming. Keep stocking up on supplies.

More Information

As usual, in the immediate aftermath of any event, things reported as facts are just wrong. Even eyewitnesses claim to have seen things that it later turns out they could not possibly have seen. Call it the fog of war, it’s like playing telephone as a kid. As I wake up this morning, the reports now are that the suspect is a 31 year old teacher named Cole Tomas Allen. He graduated from CalTech and was known to have donated to the Harris campaign in October of 2024. No other political activity has been reported at this time. He lived in Torrance, CA with his parents in a home they moved into six months ago. He was a guest at the hotel, and charged the first security checkpoint armed with a shotgun, a handgun, and several knives.

Security camera footage released by Trump on social media shortly after the incident shows the suspect running past security officers who appear to be disassembling the metal detectors. Once the president was seated in the ballroom, additional attendees were not permitted to enter the secured area, which is why they were taking them down.

It appears that the shooter was able to be captured without being shot because the moron tripped and fell as he ran through the checkpoint.

One witness, Erin Thielman, a military veteran, left the ballroom to call her son and said she had heard three loud bangs that she believed to be gunfire. She saw a man fall flat right in front of her and said he was carrying what appeared to be a rifle and magazines.

Videos of National Guard troops and agents running around, weapons bared, screaming “Blue, blue!” to prevent blue on blue incidents. Democrats are claiming that this is staged, because real Secret Service have radios and don’t need to yell. When I tried pointing out yelling blue on a radio doesn’t work for that purpose, because the person in your radio earpiece can be miles away, so doing that is just stepping on radio transmissions for no reason, but yelling lets the people in front of you know who is who, I was told by these experts in firearms, shooting, and law enforcement who all graduated from the Dunning Krueger school of all knowledge, that I don’t know what I am talking about.

Of course the left is busy screaming that this entire thing is a false flag, just as they do after every assassination attempt on Trump’s life, even as many Democrats call for his death. That is stupid, for the same reason Alex Jones’ claims about Sandy Hook were stupid. You can’t get thousands of people to all tell a fake story like that, and not have at least one of them decide to come clean in order to be famous. In case you are keeping a count, this is the fourth time in the past two years that someone has attempted to murder Donald Trump. The score is two would-be assassins dead, one serving life in prison, and one in custody awaiting trial.

If I recall, Alex Jones was sued and ordered to pay a billion dollars for claiming the Sandy Hook shooting was false. So why isn’t someone suing the left for the same thing? Probably because the ones saying this don’t have jobs or money, and are posting that from their mom’s basement.

As to videos of the shooting itself, I am always fascinated at how the Secret Service does their job when an incident like this occurs.

That’s all I have for now.

EDITED TO ADD:

The press is claiming this to be the third attempt, but I don’t think they are counting the guy who attempted to enter Mar a Lago with the shotgun, because Trump wasn’t there at the time. I still count that one, because it was an attempt. I didn’t say it was a good one, just that it was an attempt. None of these idiots are any good at trying to assassinate the President. They aren’t good at a whole lot of anything- who charges a secret service detail with a shotgun, after all?

It turns out that I was not counting all of them. In all, there have been 18 security incidents involving President Trump. Nine of them have been what I would call attempts at assassination, and 5 of those have happened in the past two years.

  1. On June 18, 2016, Michael Steven Sandford attempted to grab a Las Vegas Metropolitan Police officer’s pistol and expressed his desire to murder Trump.
  2. On September 6, 2017 Gregory Lee Leingang stole a forklift and attempted to drive it toward the presidential motorcade and admitted his intent to murder the president by flipping the presidential limousine with the stolen forklift.
  3. On August 10, 2020, Trump was escorted from a press briefing by a Secret Service agent after an armed suspect was shot outside the White House fencing.
  4. On September 20, 2020, Pascale Cécile Véronique Ferrier wrote a ricin-laced letter to Trump.
  5. On July 13, 2024, Thomas Crooks fired eight shots from an AR-15–style rifle at Trump near Butler, Pennsylvania.
  6. On September 15, 2024, Ryan Routh waited for Trump at a golf course while armed with a rifle in West Palm Beach, Florida, later admitting he was trying to kill the President and had at least one accomplice
  7. On November 8, 2024, the U.S. Department of Justice charged Farhad Shakeri, an Afghani citizen, along with Carlisle Rivera and Jonathan Loadholt (whom Shakeri had met in a U.S. prison) in connection with another murder-for-hire plot to kill the President at the request of Iran
  8. On February 22, 2026, the United States Secret Service shot and killed Austin Tucker Martin, a 21-year-old man from Cameron, North Carolina, who was reportedly carrying a shotgun and gas canister onto the grounds of Mar-a-Lago
  9. and now last night’s attempt.

Quotas

Brianna Longoria was driving in Phoenix when she was pulled over for running a red light on December 29, 2024. The officer who conducted the stop, a woman by the name of Annette Hannah, pulled her over claimed that she had red, bloodshot, glassy eyes, a sign of marijuana intoxication. Accompanied by her partner, Annette Hannah, they put her through sobriety tests, a breathalyzer, and then arrested her for DUI, saying there were signs of impairment. Brianna had just gotten married the day before, and had to cancel her honeymoon in order to use the money for her legal defense. The arrest also caused her issues with her employment as a nurse, and she lost her driver’s license for 6 months.

She blew a 0.00 breathalyzer. Later, blood tests would show no drugs or alcohol in her system. None. You can beat the charges, but you can’t beat the ride.

Later, her attorney requested body camera footage, which would show that the light was green, so there was no probable cause or RAS for the traffic stop. The officer performing the stop was assigned to the city’s DUI unit, and her body camera caught this:

Her partner, officer Mary Methany: “Triple zeros. Just like I thought.”

Hannah: “They’re going to kick me off squad if I don’t get a DUI. But I seriously pulled like so [unintelligible] …”

Metheny: “No. No. There’s nights where I don’t get any. You’re fine.”

Hannah: “But I’m like, I can’t just conjure one up. I have tried.”

Metheny: “You can. You can.”

Hannah: “I hung out on Seventh Ave., by those bars.”

While Longoria was being arrested, her husband was talking to another police officer who said even if Longoria’s blood alcohol level was 0.0, “the city can do whatever they want to do with those results.”

The police department investigated themselves and found no signs of wrongdoing, and released this statement:

The Phoenix Police Department does not have DUI quotas. DUI enforcement assignments are based on operational needs, and officers assigned to impaired‑driving enforcement are expected to take action when their observations and training lead them to believe a driver may be impaired. Officers are required to base enforcement decisions on observed driving behavior, indicators of impairment, and the totality of the circumstances.

I’ve written about this before- police departments claim not to have quotas, but a few have admitted it. Whether the department has an official, written quota or not, every cop knows that if you don’t write enough tickets, your career is in danger. She certainly wants to protect a career that is paying her $36.90 an hour, and all she has to do to keep it is lie and destroy people’s lives.

Qualified immunity needs to go. Officers need to carry malpractice insurance so the taxpayer doesn’t have to fund this sort of open corruption. Any department found to have quotas, whether they be written or defacto, should result in the lead officer of the department losing their jobs and any law enforcement licenses.

Affordability

Nearly one in four new car buyers are taking out 7 year loans in order to make the purchase affordable. One in three new car buyers make less than $100,000 in household income. The average amount financed is $44,000, meaning that the average payment is between $700 and $900 per month. Pushing it out to 7 years gets that payment below $700.

That amount is “reflective of a market that favors large, expensive vehicles,” said Erin Keating, an executive analyst for Cox Automotive.

All I see now is people claiming how unaffordable it is to own a house or save for retirement, and they blame previous generations for playing life on “easy mode.” When I was growing up, my parents didn’t buy a new car until they were in their mid-40s, and that was a stripped down model with no air conditioning and only the AM radio that came standard with the car. There were manual, hand cranked windows. The only thing powered was the steering. The transmission was a standard.

A $43,899 loan at 6.9% for 84 months would result in a monthly payment of $660 and would cost you $11,575 in interest over the full life of the loan, but a five-year loan at the same rate would mean paying $8,132 in interest over the life of the loan — $3,443 less. But the monthly payment would jump to $867…40.7% of new-vehicle purchases involving negative equity are now financed with 84-month loans

Now, people are buying far more of a car than they can afford. They have all sorts of luxuries, spending on Door Dash, Starbucks, fake nails and eyelashes, streaming services, and sneakers costing several hundred dollars. That’s why life is becoming unaffordable- people got used to low interest rates allowing them to live far beyond their means, and now that rates are near their historical average, people can’t afford to keep that lavish lifestyle.

The historical average for a 30-year fixed-rate mortgage in the U.S. since 1971 is approximately 7.7%. While rates peaked over 16% in 1981 and bottomed under 3% in 2021, current rates in early 2026 have stabilized around 6.23%, close to the long-term historical average, but still a bit lower than the average. I remember the mid 80s, when car dealers bragged they had auto loan rates of 9.9% and people thought that was a great deal.

Gen Z is going to have to learn to live within their means.

Marxism, Labor, and AI

My argument yesterday with the Marxists was rather infuriating, but typical of commies everywhere. When they say:

Capitalism is an employee generating $1,000 of value an hour but being paid $16.

They are talking about the basic tenets of Marxist economics:

  • Workers produce more value than they are paid
  • The difference is called surplus value
  • That surplus goes to owners as profit
  • Therefore, business owners, landlords, etc. are stealing the worker’s value

“Value” ≠ revenue

If a worker “generates $1,000/hour,” that usually means revenue, not pure value created. From that $1,000, a business pays:

  • Materials
  • Rent
  • Equipment
  • Utilities
  • Other staff
  • Risk costs

So the gap between $1,000 and $16 is not all profit. To say that it is ignores the contribution of the business itself. The worker and their labor are useless without the facilities, equipment, and organizational structure needed for the business to run.

In mainstream economics, wages depend upon:

  • supply and demand for labor
  • skills and scarcity
  • bargaining power
  • institutions (minimum wage, unions).

Bargaining power flows from supply and demand, which flows in turn from skills and scarcity. If you are the only person who can do a particular job and that job needs to be done or can generate profit, your wages will be high. See Michael Jordan. If literally anyone can do your job or the job itself doesn’t produce much value, your pay will be low.

Let’s say I am buying a hamburger. I have choices. I am going to buy the burger fitting my needs and requirements, but I am also going to do so at the lowest price point that I can. For the most part, that’s how consumers shop. It’s no different when a business is shopping for labor. That business is going to buy the product (labor) suiting its needs for the least amount of money that it can.

Example: A person is skilled in this job:

  • Pull a frozen hamburger patty from the freezer
  • Put that patty on the grill
  • Push the start button on the timer
  • When the timer beeps, flip the patty over
  • when the timer beeps again, put the patty on the bread
  • Pass the bread/patty assembly to the next person on the line

Note this is a skillset that nearly anyone can do in a competent manner. In fact, the most difficult part of this job is finding an employee who will show up to work as scheduled and not steal everything in the building. That being the case, the employer doesn’t have to pay a high wage. No employer will hire someone for $100 an hour to do a job they can find someone who will do that job in a suitable manner for $12 an hour. The business is going to offer the lowest amount it can that will attract a person with the requisite skills.

However, let’s say you are very competent for this job. You are a Michelin star chef. You still won’t get $100 an hour, because the product you are making (grilled hamburger patties) can’t be sold for enough to recoup your wages.

So that takes care of bargaining power, supply and demand, and skills and scarcity. What about institutions? That’s merely a term for artificial price controls. Call it what you want, whether that be unions, minimum wage, overtime laws, requirements for health insurance, or whatever- it’s an external body attempting to place constraints on the cost of purchasing labor. Price controls don’t work. We are seeing that now in real time with the influx of illegal immigrants to industries most vulnerable to price controls. Why hire a legal construction worker or farm hand when an illegal will work under the table for a fraction of the cost?

The market will always seek ways around price controls. Let’s say the government sets a minimum wage. They can do that with legislation or by requiring a business to deal with a proxy like a labor union. For whatever reason, a business is now required to pay a certain price for labor and no less. Some businesses will hire non-Union or illegal immigrant labor to circumvent this restriction. That will permit them to sell at a lower price on the black market, which gives that business a competitive advantage.

So let’s say the minimum wage is $100 an hour for our fabled burger flipper. The business needs to sell that burger at $85 in order to make money. However, there is a guy selling burgers in a back alley for $4. He has a competitive advantage and will likely sell all of the burgers he can make at that price.

So why doesn’t the government step in? In many cases, they do. When that happens, assuming prices are higher than the consumer wants to pay, people just cook their own burgers at home. Now there are no more businesses selling burgers, and the jobs disappear, making an effective wage of $0, regardless of what the minimum is.

The market always sets the price. There is a demand curve here- as your price increases, the people willing to pay that price steadily decreases. The trick is to maximize profits by balancing production capacity with price.

That excess value Marx claims the business owner is stealing ignores the contribution of the business owner. That owner took financial risks in creating that business and expects to get money (profit) in return. If there is no profit, there is no business, and then there is no job for the worker to perform in exchange for wages. That’s why communism fails- it ignores this truth, even as communist policies destroy every economy that has tried it.

So let’s move on to price gouging. There is no such thing: what is referred to as price gouging is merely the market’s response to increased demand. Let’s say that there is a massive power outage in your area. People rush to buy generators, and the local supply is quickly used up. There are some people who drive 100 miles away, outside of the affected area, to home depot. They buy 100 generators, drive back the 100 miles, and sell the generators for double or even more than what the normal price is. Many people would scream price gouging, but that is merely the market responding to demand and filling it. If you make that illegal, then no one will be willing to make the drive, and now there are no generators available at any price.

We see that all of the time with respect to surge pricing on Uber, the fact that the soda machine outside your office sells at a higher price than the supermarket 10 miles down the road, or even the tickets to that concert you wanted to see that’s been sold out for months, but are selling on resale sites for double their face value.

In each case, the “excess value” that Marx claims isn’t profit to be had, but a business owner taking advantage of workers, isn’t excess. It’s the cost of getting things done. That worker’s value is useless if there isn’t a facility that has the equipment, marketing, management, and other conditions required for that labor to mean something.

Michael Jordan is useless without a court, basketballs, teammates, and opponents, each of which has to be paid for. Each of us makes pay based upon our skills in producing something, the scarcity of that skill, and the demand for the product we produce. If you don’t like how much you make, increase your skill set, gain a skill that is scarce and has value, or assume the risks of starting your own business. Each of those choices has its own risks, pitfalls, and rewards.

Just don’t sit around and complain how someone is holding you back and keeping you from being rich. The only person holding you back is-

you.

Just getting a degree isn’t going to automatically make your labor worth more. If your degree is in gender studies, outdoor recreation, or 14th century French poetry, you have skills, but those skills aren’t in demand. Likewise, if you are an expert craftsman who makes buggy whips, you likely aren’t going to see a high demand for your products.


As a side note, I tried using ChatGPT as an editor to find logical deficiencies in this post. What that AI told me is a great example of the built in biases of these computer programs. It took particular umbrage with the statement “Communism fails.” It argued that true communism has never been tried, so we don’t know if it will fail.

That’s a bullshit leftist talking point- “true communism hasn’t been tried, but we are smarter than those other people and we are going to do it correctly.”

They aren’t true Intelligence. These programs are merely parroting the opinions and thoughts of those who wrote the program. For that reason, they have the same problems and shortcomings as the humans who created them, and that is their greatest weakness.

Arguing with Idiots, Part 2

Then we moved on to landlords. The left claims that, if landlords were prohibited, they would have to sell their homes, and housing prices would fall. Therefore, eliminate landlords, and everyone can afford a house.

My reply? OK, that’s the first year. What happens next year when no homes are built because prices are too low to make it profitable to build? This is no different than the “tax all billionaires out of existence, give their money away, and we can all be rich.”

If you taxed every billionaire, just confiscated 100% of their wealth over $1 billion, here is the math:

~900 billionaires, who have a combined net worth of about $8.2 trillion. So we take everything over $999 million. That’s about $7.3 trillion we can distribute. Each person in the US would now get $20,000 plus or minus.

Only now all of those companies are gone- Domino Sugar, Tesla, Facebook, Amazon, Meta, WalMart, Nike, M&M Mars, Hershey Co., Redbull, Keurig, ChikFilA, Subway, Tyson Foods, Archer Daniels Midway, thousands of companies. Essentially all of the large and mid cap businesses will be wiped out. All out of business because they needed to be liquidated to pay for the confiscation.

In all, about 60 million people just lost their jobs as billionaires liquidated to settle their tax bills.

Now what do you do next year?

Taxing billionaires, destroying landlords, killing your economic engine is the equivalent to eating all of your egg laying chickens, making flour out of your seed corn. Sure you eat well today, but your tomorrows will be lean and hungry.

Your leftist is a child-like moron with little concept of economics or money. To them, someone with money is someone to be robbed without regard for what disruptions the robbery will actually cause.

Tiring

One of the leftist claims going around sounds like this:

Buying and selling is NOT capitalism. That’s trade. Capitalism is an employee generating $1,000 of value an hour but being paid $16.

I reply that an employee selling $1000 of merchandise isn’t the same thing as generating revenue.

An employee doesn’t generate $1000 of value in an hour. Let’s say that employee works at an Apple store. That employee is the clerk who sells a $1000 phone. Did that employee generate $1000 in value? No.

That phone had value when it came into the store. The store had overhead and value.

The owner of that store provided the phone, the store, its operating expenses, the taxes, and the insurance. I point this out, and get this in return:

Awwww did someone never take a business or finance class? Is it hard being so stupid?

It just gets so tedious. Aren’t we at the stage yet where we can toss commies out of helicopters?